Cuffed Beanie

Description

Ah, the humble beanie – because nothing says “I’m an adult” quite like wearing a tiny sock on your head.

Behold, the crown of the chronically cool and perpetually chilly! This isn’t just a hat; it’s a lifestyle choice for those who’ve given up on good hair days and embraced their inner hipster.

Features:
• Snug fit that clings to your cranium like your last shred of dignity
• Versatile design that screams both “I’m an artisan coffee roaster” and “I haven’t washed my hair in days”
• Perfect for hiding bedhead, receding hairlines, or the fact that you still don’t know how to use hair products
• One size fits all… levels of existential crisis

Whether you’re a wannabe poet, a tech bro trying to look approachable, or just someone who’s always inexplicably cold, this beanie has got you covered (literally).

Warning: Side effects may include sudden urges to start a podcast, learn to play the ukulele, or use words like “artisanal” and “craft” unironically.

Buy now and join the elite ranks of people who look like they could be either 25 or 45. Remember, it’s not just a beanie – it’s a lifestyle choice that says, “I’m too cool to care about frostbite.” Stay warm, stay edgy, and for the love of all that is holy, please wash it occasionally.

• 100% Turbo Acrylic
• 12″ (30 cm) in length
• Hypoallergenic 
• Unisex style
• Hand washable
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh or the Republic of Korea

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!