Denim Hat

Description

Ah, the pigment-dyed denim hat – because nothing says “I’m effortlessly cool” quite like carefully crafting the illusion of not caring.

Behold, the crown jewel of the “I woke up like this” look! This isn’t just a hat; it’s a wearable statement that screams, “I’m too busy being casually awesome to style my hair.”

Features:
• 100% cotton construction, perfect for soaking up your existential sweat
• 6-panel design, because 5 panels are for quitters and 7 is just showing off
• Pigment-dyed denim fabric, providing that “I found this in a vintage shop” vibe without the musty smell
• Adjustable strap, ideal for accommodating your fluctuating ego

Whether you’re hiding a bad hair day, pretending to be an off-duty celebrity, or just need somewhere to store your spare hair ties, this hat has got you covered (quite literally).

Warning: Side effects may include sudden urges to use words like “artisanal” and “small-batch,” an inexplicable desire to start a food truck, and the ability to look simultaneously overdressed and underdressed for any occasion.

Buy now and join the elite ranks of people who can pull off wearing a hat indoors without looking like a total tool. Remember, it’s not just a hat – it’s a lifestyle choice that says, “I’m too cool to remember where I left my sunglasses.” Stay shaded, stay hip, and for the love of all that is holy, please remember to take it off during the national anthem.

• 100% cotton
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• Soft crown
• 6 sewn eyelets
• 4 rows of visible stitching on the visor
• Adjustable strap
• Head circumference: 21.65″–25.19″ (55 cm–64 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!