Embroidered patches

Description

Ah, embroidered patches – because nothing says “I’m unique” quite like mass-produced fabric circles!

Behold, the ultimate accessory for the indecisive fashionista! These aren’t just patches; they’re tiny fabric billboards advertising your personality du jour.

Features:
• Eye-catching designs that scream “Look at me!” without you having to say a word
• Durable twill fabric, perfect for withstanding the heat of your fiery personality (or just your iron)
• Versatile enough to stick on anything from your denim jacket to your emotional baggage
• A foolproof way to cover up that embarrassing ketchup stain you can’t seem to wash out

Whether you’re a rebel without a cause, a hipster without a fixed-gear bike, or just someone who needs to patch up the holes in their personality, these babies have got you covered.

Warning: Side effects may include sudden urges to start unnecessary conversations with strangers, an inexplicable desire to learn how to ride a motorcycle, and the ability to look simultaneously “edgy” and “like you’re trying too hard” at any given moment.

Order now and join the elite ranks of people who think personality is something you can buy and stick on with iron-on adhesive. Remember, it’s not just a patch – it’s a cry for help that says, “I’m interesting, I swear!” Stay patched, stay quirky, and for the love of all that is holy, please don’t put them on your formal wear.

• 26% cotton, 74% polyester
• 3″ (7.6 cm) in diameter
• Attachment options: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin
• Blank product sourced from China