Stainless steel water bottle

Description

Behold, the ultimate hydration companion for the discerning water enthusiast! This isn’t just a water bottle; it’s a portable magic potion container that’ll make you feel like you’ve conquered adulthood.

Features:
• 17 ounces of liquid-holding prowess – because who needs more than that? Certainly not your bladder.
• Double-walled stainless steel construction, perfect for pretending you’re drinking something much fancier than tap water.
• Keeps drinks hot or cold for hours, in case you forget you own it and rediscover it days later under a pile of laundry.
• Odor-proof cap, so your colleagues won’t know about your secret kombucha addiction.
• Leak-proof design, because nothing says “I’ve got my life together” like not having a puddle in your bag.

Toss it in your car’s cup holder and watch as it bounces around, mocking your vehicle’s poor suspension. Take it on hikes to show off to all the plastic bottle peasants. Or simply carry it around the office, masquerading as someone who cares about proper hydration.

Warning: May cause sudden urges to join hiking groups, buy unnecessary camping gear, or lecture others about the evils of single-use plastics.

Buy now and join the elite ranks of people who never have to awkwardly ask, “Uh, can I get a cup for water?” again. Stay hydrated, my friends – or at least look like you are.
• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Glossy finish
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.